Yesterday on the way to yet another Pet Scan I was thinking…I would have superpowers by now if I were a Marvel Comic. When you are injected with a substance that has a half-life, you should at least be left with some cool quirk, like the ability to glow in the dark.
I have had loads of chemicals injected into my body. When they hand you a hazmat kit containing goggles, gloves, and a gown…followed by instructions on how to deal with a leak in the tube running from the pump to your body. Well, by the time they finish you think it would be easier to get a match and burn the house down, just to be safe.
I asked how often does that really happen. Apparently there was an incident with a cat….of course. Probably premeditated. No doubt the cat has superpowers.